Friday, November 20, 2009

You'll start writing a blog!

I know! The guy who can barely type a letter out in an hour at 16 will be writing posts, long ones sometimes... it's going to be an amazing experience, so I suggest that you start right away, and stick to your real name. When your friends find out, it'll be a lot less embarrassing than trying to explain 'Chavie'... :P Oh, and use Blogger, not Wordpress. Remember that 13-year-old web designer you killed with a shovel and buried in the garden? Well he's gonna have a whale of a time messing with the CSS! ;)

Love your friends, you know how lucky you are to have people like that. They've stuck with you through thick and thin and you could certainly appreciate them a bit more. And FFS, be good to your little cousin bro! You haven't got much time. In 2 years he'll leave for Ingerlaand and you won't get to see him for 2 more years. You know what a pain he can be at times, but remember that he loves you, that you're his one and only Aiya, and that he'd be the closest thing you'd ever have to a brother. So drop the attitude, stop ignoring him, and give him a big hug for me, kay?

Don't worry too much about your studies, you're going to ace all the exams. But please, please, PLEASE FFS, don't do Applied ICT! You can throw away this letter and not take a word of advice I give, but please if you love your parents and don't want them to go through all kinds of crap because of you, do chemistry or something instead. You'll thank me for it!

You're going to be a lot less religious in the years to come, but that doesn't mean you'll turn into a immoral bastard. But try not to stop observing Sil with Ammi, sitting on the ground all day might not be fun, but atleast try?

Music, I know you aren't into it right now, but by next year you won't be able to live without it! Don't listen to stuff just because your friends like it. Delete the hip hop off your HD, you're never going to like that stuff and there's no point listening to stuff that you don't like. Music for you would be about happiness, so listen to songs that make you feel warm inside. A tip if I may: Next time you go to Kandy, rip 'I Feel Fine' off your uncle's Beatles' CD, put it on your phone (yeah you're gonna get one of those soon, and use it for the next 3 years and counting!), listen to it 3 times in a row. You shall be hooked for life! :)

OK, computers! You'll get rid of that old Compaq dinosaur next year. Be sure to get atleast 1 gig of RAM on the new machine, or you won't be able to play CoD4 properly! And PLEASE get a router when you get your ADSL, you'll avoid countless nights trying to compile your modem driver on Ubuntu to no avail! Oh, and webcomics. Start reading xkcd and Questionable Content, you'll love them! What? URLs? Google can find you stuff OTHER than porn you know, so start using it!

Right then, go and get back to whatever you were doing while pretending to study for your O's... and no, you'll never learn to study, sorry! :)

With love,
Older (only by a couple of years) you.

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Thanks Cadence for the tag! I tag Kirigalpoththa and Black... :)

24 comments:

  1. Really wanted to read ur 16 year old version to see the mischief uve been into.
    Hahaha "Delete the hip hop off your HD" Hiphop?? Chavie & Hiphop??? :S Noooooo!
    Naice post.

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  2. GG - hahaha I'm sure I disappointed... my mischief making has been virtually non-existent in the last 3 years! :S lol

    and the hip hop, that was my friends putting stuff in there saying that my music collection was non-existent (well they were kinda right on the non-existent part! lol) :D

    btw, when are you writing your post? Black Rose tagged you? :)

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  3. Aww this is cute :D

    Although...Google was around when you were 16?...eeeeeek!!! *runs off to old folks' home, where I clearly belong*

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  4. LOL @ PR

    These batta's these days :P

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  5. PR - hehe glad you liked! :D

    and Google's been around since 1998 (and Blogger since 1999!) so it was there when you were 16 too! (although I guess we used Yahoo! back then!) lol :D ;)

    Sabby - lol, cheeky little fellows no? ;)

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  6. Yeah I used yahoo. And I think it was 2000 by the time we got internet at home!

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  7. PR - yeah you must've... :) and I shudder everytime I remember good old dial-up internet! ;) lol

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  8. Wordpress rules!
    So much for CSS man, Blogger is nothing compared to Wordpress. =D

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  9. Dude.. how old are you now..?!??

    Oh yeh stick to blogger man..!!

    You wren't upto any mischief at al..?

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  10. Thanks for the tag :D

    What did I do at 16? .. can't remember so long ago :)

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  11. Beatles, huh? And no hip-hop? You got real good taste in music ma man...

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  12. love this post :) CoD4!!!!!!!!! :D also, thanks for the tag, chavie-bumm. it's gonna be pretty interesting trying to give myself advice. :D

    and you dont like hip hop? *oogle* ok ok, fair enough. i dont like hip hop much either, unless i need to dance :D lol

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  13. Yeah! Blogger rocks!
    I know who to turn to if I have a query about CSS now.

    Good advice about getting a router with ADSL! Wish you had written this letter few years earlier and copied it to me :D

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  14. The Puppeteer - lol, I wasn't trying to diss Wordpress man! :D and we've had this argument like a million times yeah? And Blogger always won! :P lol ;)

    Lost Soul - hehe, I'm 19... ;) and well, I got into mischief and trouble, but I guess I would want my 16-year-ld self to go through those same experiences as well... he'd be a much more boring person if he avoided all of that! :D

    Kirigalpoththa - You're welcome! :D hahaha you're that old huh? ;)

    Angel - hehe thanks! glad you liked it! :D

    Java - ello! :D I diiiig 60's music man, not just The Beatles but all of them! and no, never really 'got' hip-hop... :)

    Black - Thank you! :D duuuude you play it? :D yes, I read you're post! 'twas awesome! :D

    yep, good music to dance to... I agree! ;)

    Amila - Oh yes it does!!! :D well I am in no way an expert but I've learned loads by messing with the coding! :D

    haha yeah!!! Modems are royal pains in the backside! :(

    Cadence - Thank you for the tag again! :D and glad you liked it! :)

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  15. Just kidding..how can I forget that age.. See my responce here :)

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  16. use Blogger, not Wordpress.
    Dude, that's bad advice m'kay :P

    nice post man hehe

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  17. Kirigalpoththa - I read it! It's brilliant mate! :D sorry about the late reply, my PC kinda busted again... :(

    Unsilent - hahaha, shhh! the kid doesn't need to know! ;) thanks man! :D

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  18. so now I'm going to check up...have you been doing religious things?????? ;)

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  19. Lady D - well, I've been visiting the temple a bit in the past few weeks... so getting better I suppose! :D ;)

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  20. Not upto any mischief eh?

    What does that statement, "Google can find you stuff OTHER than porn you know" mean???

    Why you li'l.... :D

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  21. oh Goodammit... the above was from me just so you know :D

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  22. Tulie - I thought you had switched to the superior blogging platform. I was sadly mistaken! ;)

    and porn, as they say there are 2 kinds of people: those who watch it, and those who never admit to watching it! ;) lol

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