Can you find one wallpaper for Linux that doesn't have a penguin or a gnu in it?
You don't have to use the command line in Windows, ever
(...because it's underpowered)
Anything runs on Windows
Even scripts off some random site that some script kid in Russia copy pasted together to steal your personal data. M$ loves 'em script kids!
Windows never asks for the root password
Any user can delete all the OS-critical files. Such an egalitarian design.
The blue screen of death
If my little jab at your beloved Windows pisses you off, you should totally read this! :D